The alleged bad parenting trifecta

1. We're at McDonald's for a late breakfast.  That is supposed to be bad.

2. The kids are watching TV.  Also apparently bad, especially when you consider that the older kid is pointing to said TV, excitedly exclaiming that the title screen he sees is for Toopy and Binoo's "Peanut-Butter-Bot."  He is correct.  Not because he can read, but because he has seen it THAT many times.

3. The baby has her feet on the table.  Cute, but not to be encouraged.

But you know what?  The kids are happy and mama is relaxed (and happy).  Nobody's hungry, nobody's bleeding.  Suck on that, granolahead.